and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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