the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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