What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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