you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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