I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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