Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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