I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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