He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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