What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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