You can't motorboat a personality
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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