Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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