all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
