just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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