woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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