It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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