She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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