LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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