i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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