He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
