That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She bit a glass in half.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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