Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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