Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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