STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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