Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize