Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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