North Korea, Best Korea!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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