We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
