The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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