whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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