Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
