I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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