so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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