You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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