But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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