Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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