He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this boner is exhausting
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
