it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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