I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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