oh god the rape fog is back!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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