They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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