So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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