i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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