dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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