no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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