How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I am naked and annoyed.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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