i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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