The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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