I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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