dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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