you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
