i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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