I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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