Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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