So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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