Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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