Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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