I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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