fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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