I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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