just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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